The Obvious

At this point in the game, our physical features are starting to shed the illusion that we have presented to the world. There might be peeks of gray emerging from our hair. The nail color on our toes and fingers are starting to chip. Those of you who enjoy the benefits of Botox are now… Continue reading The Obvious

Someday

I had plans last night, friends. And, it involved leaving my house and doing something that didn’t include shopping for food. Yesterday, was one of my tribe member’s birthdays. In this midst of this quarantine, birthdays need to be amped-up. They need to be bolder. More cowbell, if you will. Our typical birthday celebrations have… Continue reading Someday

Unknown

Disney still hasn’t cancelled our cruise. I mean, it is in my eyes because there is no way I would be even consider going, plus the CDC has implemented a “No Sail Order” for the next 100 days. But seriously, Disney, give it up. I know what you’re doing. You are seeing who will cancel… Continue reading Unknown

The Nemesis

“I’m going to order a new air mattress.” My spouse says this to me in passing like someone would say “What a beautiful day”. Like it wouldn’t register that this would be the third air mattress ordered in less than a year. I can’t even blame 2020 because all were purchased last year . You… Continue reading The Nemesis