Only The Fabulous

When I turned fifty, I laughed at the arrival of my AARP cards.   When I turned fifty, I followed protocol by enduring a colonoscopy prep to allow someone to stick a camera where the sunshine doesn’t shine, in effort to get a gold star and not have to go through it for another ten years. … Continue reading Only The Fabulous

The Observer

“What does this text you sent me mean?”  This was the question my spouse asked yesterday morning.  I don’t remember sending  him a text, but then when I saw what it was the whole episode came back to me.   I got up to take the girls out to potty about 11:22 pm on Wednesday night. … Continue reading The Observer